Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

Jason

Very dangerous people who leaves in a city that is more dangerous than New York. He is very impolite and mad at people but the only one he loves are Sophie's. He doesn't hesitate to burn things to do what he wants.

Look it is Jason i am scared that he burns my trash !!

by Abbatlatyrannie June 23, 2022

Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is

yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide

by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020

Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018

Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.

You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure

by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022

Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021