Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...

We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.

by JSJ918 September 25, 2019

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Jason

Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch

Hey youre such a jason

by iphone 911 May 31, 2019

Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.

Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.

by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019

Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021

Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)

nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!

by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019

Jason

Jason is someone who has a mean streak. Jason can be a country music award. Because he drinks a lot of alcohol. Never drives drunk. A Jason has bedroom eyes. & is yummy.

Bend me over like Jason

by Nmk1319 July 30, 2025