by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 18, 2010
Get the Jacob Black mug.a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive
jacob: laughs
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
by confused nick face September 24, 2020
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SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid
by ClaraNotFound July 25, 2021
Get the Karl Jacobs mug.A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books where a male will shave his pubic region prior to fellatio, and after ejaculating onto his partner's face, the hair is thrown on the face , sticking to said ejaculate (much like the gorilla mask) however as the hair is thrown on the face, one must howl like a wolf to get the desired effect. Some also stomp on their partner's toe to achieve an involuntary howl. See also "Team Edward"
"damn bro, did you hear chet gave Laura a team Jacob at the party? There was hair all over the place afterwards!
by Patrick the Bear May 3, 2011
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A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
by barney and friends hi November 5, 2016
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