Joe and Jamie

They're your typical "self proclaimed" power couple, whose always talkin shit about someone or something. When separated their not too bad, but together their the devil. They never want to do anything you reccomend, & they always act like your taste in movies is ass!! They act like their spiritual but their not. They're the type of couple whose always right & never wrong. They're the type of couple that'll secretly take pictures of you while you sleep. Joe and Jamie's are straight creeps at the end of the day.

Look at the couple over there, they just look like a Joe and Jamie.

Went on a double date with a couple that turned out to be a Joe and Jamie. Worst time of my life.

Lastnight I woke up to a flashing light, I think someone pulled a Joe and Jamie an took some pics of me through my window while I was sleeping...

by Krewton86 November 21, 2019

joe kerry

father of 4

Joe Kerry is well know for being the best father in the world...

by Ummm...ok... December 15, 2017

wormy joe

The act of receiving oral sex from an elderly individual who does not have any remaining teeth, which results in the use of their bare gums to gently massage your foreskin

Yo Kiran did you hear Ryan and Chris were getting some mean wormy joes from Judy last night?

by LawngJauwnMacGrungckelstein69 October 8, 2017

Joe up

To say something incredibly irrelevant or dumb due to overthinking it or not thinking at all.

"Angelica really joe'd up yesterday when she said "wow! if i lived here I'd be home right now!" It was such a Joe up, so stupid."

by amfbitch May 2, 2017

joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity

Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*

by wet freak May 8, 2018

Joe Waud

The sweetest boy you will ever meet in your entire life. He is absolutely amazing. He will do anything for his friends and family. He is the cutest person in the world and if you ever meet a Joe Waud then don't treat him like shit. He deserves the world and whoever thinks the opposite is just jealous of him. He is so supportive and so loving. He will always have your back no matter what. If you piss him off or hurt anyone he loves then he won't hesitate to stand up for them or himself. And he likes girls with dimples and messy buns.

Person: hey, is that Joe Waud?
Me: omg yes, isn't he so precious!

by Waud.er_melone October 19, 2019

Joe-Bit

A person who has a very small penis.

Andy is such a joe-bit.

by stargirl11 November 25, 2011