When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.
Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."
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A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
by Defineurslang August 25, 2015
Get the shoving breadsticks into my purse mug.A person who starts doing drugs and joins a group of people who are heavily into that drug(s) already. Then after a short while, leaves the group because they can't keep up with the group's high level of partying.
Joe - Hey Keith, who's that kid who was at your apartment last night in the corner tweaking out?
Keith - Oh, thats just some interlooper we met the other day. He won't last long partying with us.
Joe - I hope he doesn't od trying to keep up with us.
Keith - Oh, thats just some interlooper we met the other day. He won't last long partying with us.
Joe - I hope he doesn't od trying to keep up with us.
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