Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to
Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!
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Get the Burrito Man mug.The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
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Get the Frito Burrito mug.During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
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