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fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.
Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011
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kevin day

The deadliest piece on the board. Once took an Exy stick raw (no one elaborate on that). Probably knows more than you. Obnoxiously tall. Actual dog mom with a alcohol problem
Someone keep the vodka away from Kevin Day.”
I think it’s permanently fused to his hand :/“
*drunk Kevin hissing noises*
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Jenlisa day

Every 23st of the month is it the traditional day for the populair ship from blackpink 'jenlisa'
by Obsession.in.jennie December 20, 2020
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Lion day

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.
My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.
by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014
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Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.
Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.
by CAS911 March 31, 2013
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day-amn

It has the same definition as damn, but is pronounced differently; it is broken into 2 syllables, with more emphasis on the first syllable. It is used when the speaker is in utter shock or disbelievment (if that's a word).
"Day-amn! That's one steep cliff!!"
by the sane maniac August 30, 2004
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lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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