Ham closet

by Ham closet October 08, 2021
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ham closet

9hh baby I love your ham closet
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closet sniping

the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!

Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
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Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.
by Chuck Denniston October 06, 2018
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closet creative

1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.

2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.
We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?

David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.
by Harvard Language Department February 13, 2019
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closetive

That bitch is really closetive.
by Trox2142 June 27, 2014
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Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.
It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.
by Mysterrii August 21, 2021
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