Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!

by thelittleredgnome May 5, 2011

Hooter

name giving to a girl who cant keep a promise, is a slut, whore, dyke, but really pretty. She usually is a cock teaser.

Nicole= Hooter

by Andyanopolis March 9, 2009

hooterific

Usually this means that someone with big boosoms is making you have a bad day. But, basically it is used to describe a bad day.

My mom is being real hooterific today.

by Tarra Thompson November 18, 2003

Hootersmoker

A cross dressing, substance abusing, irc addict.

I am getting that restraining order against Hootersmoker.

by Blah May 18, 2003

hooped

when someone steals your rims or wheels.

Those guys hooped my wheels...

by who_else1234 December 14, 2009

hooner

forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!

pass the hooner... i wna get blazed!

by evisurudeboy November 29, 2006

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006