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Kid: "What does 'homosexual' mean?"

Dad: "ur mom lol"

Karen: "That's it, I'm taking the kids!"
by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019
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homeschooler

One who is schooled at home, esp. with curricula designed to teach each individual subject. Schooling at home allows one to work at the pace necessary for that individual.
Homeschoolers are often associated and confused with the group known as nerds, or with non-sociable, sheltered individuals. While there are many homeschoolers whom would be considered nerds by most, to say that all homeschoolers are nerds or non-sociable is a hasty generalization.

In truth, looking at public schools, there are essentially the same amount of nerds and introverts. The problem of lacking social skills is not an issue of the school you choose to go to; it is simply a problem of a personality that one must work to get rid of.

A lack of social skills is unhealthy for nearly everyone. To blame this issue on the fact that someone has school at home makes the problem worse altogether, i.e., it's like dousing a house that is under no danger of burning down with gallons of water, only to realize that the house right next to it is collapsing in flames... attacking something that isn't the cause of the problem.

I, myself am homeschooled and, quite frankly, have more friends than the average public schooler (a good 70% of my friends are public-schoolers, mind you).
I know about more music (meaning many different bands) than the average public-schooler.
Among my favorite places to shop for clothes are American Eagle, Buckle, Banana Republic, Guess, Gap and Target (don't jump on my case. Target's clothes easily compare to American Eagle's, for sure).

So the stereotype condemning homeschoolers is not altogether true. I would admit that it's not absolutely unreasonable. However, I have to say again that homeschoolers are not the issue. It's nerds/introverts/sheltered people in general.
by Will P. February 1, 2007
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hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.
"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."
by Lenses January 3, 2008
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Hobos

Random people on the street who constantly ask you for money. when you do give them money they spend it on drugs and alcohol. This is when you pascal them and kill them
Joe:Hey Bob did you see those hobos on the street the other day?

Bob: Yeah I did someone mustve pascal'd them. Then MURDERED THEM!!!
Joe:Probably because they took the epic beard man's money and were going to use it on alcohol.
by bobo the monkey guy December 11, 2012
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HMOs

In a game of "Apples to Apples", the HMOs card was mistaken for HOMOs and now will forever be played as the HOMOs card.

It is also now acceptable to substitute the word homo or gay with HMOs.
Whats with all the clemans and HMOs around here?
by Jimmythefish March 18, 2008
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Homosocialism

The stated doctrine of Leftist politicians that instructs its adherents to fuck America in the ass.
Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.
by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008
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homosexual

Having excellent taste in drapieries and shoes. Ability to preform the illusion of floating while walking. Makes hommofobic men either get scared or get aroused, see ex. 1.
ex. 1) I hate hommosexuals because I hate myself for being a homosexual.
by Travis The Head November 11, 2006
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