Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022

The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.

Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude

by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024

Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

Gut Shadow

When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.

Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.

Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.

by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022

shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”

1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”

by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018

mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.

Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!

by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018