gomer

Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.

I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer

by Gnomage October 1, 2007

gomer

taking a shit in the woods

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

gnome

A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.

Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.

by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011

Gnome

A magical love monster, usually found in Jon Stuckey's garden.

"Why Jon your gnomes are plentiful"

by Jimmy Full Stats April 9, 2013

Gnome

A short person.

That bloke is a gnome!

by Loopt March 1, 2017

gnome

you

you've been GNOMED

by ƒreddi February 8, 2019

house gnomes

Suburban Hell residents. They are typified by their desire to avoid any and all contact with everyone that does not live within 20 foot, or two house, radius of their home whenever possible. They also are consumed with continuing the mundane and boring lives while not confronting wrong doing in public.

The house gnomes keep there heads down and avoided any confrontation when I cut in front of a bunch of them in a line at the store in Suburban Hell.

by B.R. Eastman June 30, 2009