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gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies
Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.
by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023
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Goon

A group of boys and some girls who smoke and chill together
The goons at sub 1 were crazy
by Mohamedsub1 August 29, 2019
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
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Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.
We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.
by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025
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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning

A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
by NeuralOwl12345 December 4, 2024
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