goat hooving

When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.
Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
by finswaggler April 17, 2021
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Charming goat

Kahoot name given to a tall friend who has a tail and Mehndi beards fetish
Oh look there's charming goat simping
by Ratsneem August 06, 2021
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Goat Nick

a person who is the greatest of all time with the name nick
nick tuned TJ therefore he is the goat, goat nick
by gugsy123 September 09, 2019
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Goat dinner

A hodge podge of food in a single person's fridge, cabinets and freezer that do not make a complete meal. One is usually forced to combine several items of food that do not match in an attempt to avoid a trip to the grocery store. Items are usually eaten separately so as to not upset the stomach. Goat dinners most often are made entirely of carbs and processed foods.
(looking into cabinet) Looks like it's going to be goat dinner night. I'll start off with some ramen, this can of green beans, last Saturday's leftover pizza and finish with this twinkie that's been in the cabinet for a year.
by jackiedax April 22, 2011
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Goats Breathe

When a woman swallows your load & she burps, the aroma is like goats breathe !
What's that smell when you talk woman; Goats breathe
by squid1161 August 12, 2016
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blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.
The team is blowing goats this inning.
by CANSECO33 July 08, 2015
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Goat Turd

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.
by Pest March 11, 2018
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