Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

gummo gut

Its a absolute urge of having diarrhea while driving. Also a term used when you are about to have a colon blow out.

Ahhh dude I’m driving home right now and I have the worst gummo gut.

by Ghost Cruu September 17, 2019

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

gut glue

A calorie dense, starch-rich food such as Oat Meal, or Cream of wheat.

I just had some gut glue for breakfast

by LimaBean2029 April 30, 2024

Flood my guts

When you want a man to ejaculate into your ass. Also flood your guts.

Your cock feels so good in my ass, come on baby flood my guts!

by Jelrod78 July 28, 2022

Cut, with a gut

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.

There's a lot of cute guys at the gym - OK, some are only cut, with a gut.

by Jane Zealand November 22, 2010

fucky guts

another name for a cockwhore

"Go get pegged, fucky guts!"

by croissantbar June 12, 2021