guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

by yarnspinnererer October 2, 2010

Guytarded

The act of not understanding anything guys say or do; EVER

The guy I like is ignoring me again and I have no idea why, I think I'm guytarded.

by Laterday June 10, 2009

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008

guitarpal tunnel syndrome

A type of compression neuropathy (nerve damage) caused by compression and irritation of the median nerve in the wrist after participating in extended Guitar Hero or Rock Band sessions.

Dude, I need to switch to drums or vocals 'cause this guitarpal tunnel syndrome is kicking my butt.

by One Niner January 5, 2009

guitarist

guy in mid 30s - late 40s with long hair and receding hair line. Lives in the 70's and with his mother.

Mummy> have you cleaned your room yet dear?
baldy> yes mummy!

by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003

gay guitarist

a guitarist in your band that is a bit queerish

hey i think are guitarist is a gay guitarist wadda you think

by pango14762 July 31, 2006

Guita

A bad Smell - Not very cool - not to be liked - Simple -

All things considered Very Smelly

You look/smell/talk/walk/snore like a Guita

by Superfly January 27, 2004