Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009

Greasy

Slang popularised by the tv programme Trailer Park Boys, occasionally used in Canada's Maritime provinces. Used to describe an activity/event engaged in which, if generally known to others, would bring shame and/or ridicule from peers. To do something that generally is considered immoral, dishonest, or illegal.

Randy: I banged Lucy and knocked her up, no big deal.

Barb: Ugh, that was you? Greasy!

by Way she goes July 25, 2010

greysexual

a person who falls somewhere on the spectrum between allosexual (sexual) and asexual

At the greysexual convention, I met people who only experience sexual attraction very rarely, some who feel sexual attraction but no desire for a sexual relationship, and some people who experience a feeling somewhere in between platonic and sexual. It was a fun day!

by JustToBeQueer May 10, 2015

greasy anime nigger

a person that is addicted to anime and does not like to take showers. several people have started to call people this, usually to white wannabe school shooters/drug dealers due to @jayus.x on instagram. this kid really just thought of this in under five seconds to give her fbf friend a nickname in a gc. "greasy anime nigger" doesn't even really mean anything, it's just a new insult and something you'd say to confuse people. or to get suspended.

Ew shut up you greasy anime nigger. Get a job, rumpleforeskin.

by meme goddess May 22, 2016

greysen

A hot, guy. with normally brown hair, a deep sexy voice that is always a turn on, normally has a amokin hot body, and an amazing kisser ;) and really good in the sheets ;) He is a really cool person, and the life of the party, he is very athletic and has a very dirty mind ;)) he is an amazing friend to have. He is the bf/future huband anyone can ever ask for. He is normally very quite, and doesnt voice his opnion unless you ask him for it. He is an amazing person.

Her-dayumm! He is fine! who is that?!
Him- oh, thats Greysen, He's awsome. :)
Her- wow! he is hot!

by killercute1224 November 28, 2012

greaser

a person who dresses in rockabilly fashion and styles his hair in a pompdour or other tall retro hairstyle with a petrolium based pomade, such as seen in the movies: grease, the outsiders, westside story, rebel without cause, etc

1:the greaser went to the diner to cruise for some really keen chicks

by vincent vega May 7, 2003

the greatest

the one person you can do the most random and nerdy things with and still feel cool. the one person who sends chills down your spine and whenever you're together, it's all about you. he/she is selfless, amazing and pretty much indescribable. Someone who's as cute as a button and piss your pants hilarious, it really gets no better and there's no one else you'd rather grow old with.

Between trips to the city, ice skating, loads of pictures, toy stores, veggie tales, minivolcanoes, yahoo games, serenades, morse code and crazy psychic powers... Raul is the greatest.

by gundula December 14, 2008