Futterwacking

A dance that embarrasses the audience and causes instant regret. Also see WhatTheFucking...

Alice in wonderland was great until the Futterwacking started.

by angry bboy March 7, 2010

futile

something that is utterly vain.

American culture is futile!

by karenjacqueline January 17, 2014

future grocery bagger

Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm

" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "

by jamez rulez May 18, 2006

Futurustic

A building, product or object that appears both 'futuristic', yet also 'rustic', by combining new technologies and traditional materials, building methods/production techniques.

EG: 'The way they used slate and wood, combined with the glass/steel ceiling was extremely futurustic.'

by Celeb May 1, 2007

Futched

to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get

"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."

by Willy Blunts9999999 May 22, 2010

Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016

futduck

a person who loves to fuck jj

damn i wanna futduck

by jjlovesyousmpleasemarryme May 26, 2021