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bad friend

Someone who suddenly starts a friendship with their best friends ex after they broke up
That guy is such a bad friend! Someone needs to tell him to stay away from his friend's ex girlfriend!
by disloyaltyisbad March 25, 2016
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closest friend

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.
My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.
by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016
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spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.
1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend
by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011
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Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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National kiss your best friend day

Joe: Hey Martha, it’s December 18, national kiss your best friend day

Martha: ok

Both: *little kiss*
by Reeeeeeeskeetyeet December 6, 2019
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Slap your short friend day

by Bob died February 10, 2020
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Schrodinger's Friend

Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
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by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021
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