Trolls Foot

When someone grows there toenails out for six months and then proceeds to shove it in your asshole
also known as monkeys paw, nine inch nails, hammer toe

"Dude Breezy gave me a Trolls Foot yesterday. I got like 32 stitches!"

by slut bucket whale July 22, 2006

skate foot

Shoes (most of the time skateboard shoes) with torn laces, blown out toe, holes in the soles, fraying stich lines and perhaps Shoe Goo

Person A) Wow look at that boys shoes!

Person B) yeah he's got some real skate foot going on there.

by Austin Graves April 26, 2006

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

Ninja Foot

Camel Toe on an Asian Female.

Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa had a serious case of Ninja Foot on the episode of Family Guy last night.

by Mah Frend Audrah! May 26, 2009

Five foot twelve

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.

"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"

by CurbMan January 6, 2019

Seven-foot frame

We don't talk about Bruno

-Seven-foot frame
-Rats along his back
-When he calls your name it all fades to black
-When he sees your dreams and FEASTS on your screams
-(Heeeeeyyyyyy~)

by Your. Mom February 6, 2022

i'm gonna eat your foot

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.

I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!

by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017