Flitzwickian Slip

Similar to a Freudian Slip, except the word or phrase that is spoken is seemingly completely random and the speaker wasn't thinking about it at all

Guy 1: "Did I say paper duck? Sorry haha, Freudian slip. I meant crane. She made a paper crane."
Guy 2: "Why were you subconsciously thinking of ducks?"
Guy 1: "I really don't think I was."
Guy 2: "Then it can't have been a Freudian slip. Let's call it a Flitzwickian slip."

by BladeMaster001 June 9, 2023

Flithy

Flithy is a pedophile, dangerous to any school containing kids under the age of 15

Look out! Flithy has your child!

by European National Government June 27, 2023

floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.

Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023

flitso

Funny little man that loves hanging out with Akinsoft (the most funniest relatable man in the known universe)

I'm such a flitso.

by Akinhard July 7, 2023

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Flith

When your mate Dave gets asked how many alcoholic beverages he had... he states Flith

Hey Dave, how many alcoholic drinks have you had? Dave like a drunken fool replies "Flith" instead of five.

by BennyBallSack August 20, 2023

flitzajernuggose

A person (most likely, child) that's nose is filed to the brim with snot which makes him sound like a half-dead squidward.

-Shut up, you little flitzajernuggose!

Wahh! I'm telling my mommy!

by lewis ;) August 28, 2023