flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

Bussy Flaps

How some gay people describe male buttcheeks

Gay man:you've got some nice, thick bussy flaps there baby, can I see them?

by Cocksledder Supreme November 12, 2020

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010

Flap House Fandango

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.

During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

Breast Cleft Flap

Breast Cleft Flap, or Breast Cleft - A flap of skin between the breasts of larger breasted women which forms a bridge between the two breasts. Generally, the larger the breasts, the more pronounced and wider the breast cleft flap. A pocket may form under the breast cleft above the sternum. It can an also be referred to as simply a Breast Cleft.

Having gained a lot of weight in her bosom during her pregnancy, Margorie noticed a breast cleft flap hand formed between the two huge globes of her cleavage

by Muse Mint July 11, 2016