Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.
by matty D January 03, 2005
v. The act of expecting something spectacular to happen only to have a very disapointing and lousy result. It was first said by Homer Simspon while showing his family is "anti-bulglar device" that involved a lot of string and a fish in a bowl. "Watch the fish, Marge. Watch the fish" were Homer's words just before the bulglar went through the mail slot and stole the fish, thus providing a disapointing climax.
My friend wanted to show me this trick on his skateboard but he just ended up making me watch the fish.
by Poet X December 12, 2005
by Japanese Maths September 08, 2006
A chav fish is a chav that is also a fish, or vice versa. The difficulty of putting a hoodie on and drinking and smoking when you have flippers and live underwater is pointed out to them, but they don't understand; they only have a three second memory and are really stupid, because they are chavs.
The average IQ of a chav is lower than that of a fish.
The average IQ of a chav is lower than that of a fish.
by VoeJoe January 30, 2009
A social faux pas committed when a worker in an office brings a particularly odorific lunch, especially fish, to work.
by Levitron November 01, 2005
by FeminismisCancerous February 08, 2018
All my son does all day is sit in his room and watch those fish nigger cartoons. Wish he'd get a job.
by McCuckin July 14, 2017