by Cocksledder Supreme November 12, 2020

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.
by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
by Bracelets January 8, 2010

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.
During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.
by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things
1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket
3 a cape to fly away in the wind
4 flappy mud flaps
1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket
3 a cape to fly away in the wind
4 flappy mud flaps
by Mud flap makers March 6, 2022

by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
