Liquid Evil

Euphemism for Semen, cum, jizz, ejaculate, spunk, scum, baby batter, etc.

If you're in bad mood and jerk off. You feel better. Because the "Liquid Evil" is out of you.
If you're receiving felatio, and you ejaculate on to the girl's (or guy's) face without warning. They get angry, because they got "Liquid Evil" on them.

by Bobbybagpipes July 4, 2008

Eviai

Masterful commander of the armies of Archetype. Known for unmatched determinism and skillful leadership.

Eviai the slayer of many, leader of warriors, conker-er of the armies of the north, en-slaver of the armies of the flame, destroyer of many abominations took a short nap. Even gods must take naps.

by citrsos July 8, 2011

Rez Evil

A short-hand term for Resident Evil. Adjective: Having qualities which are reminiscent of the video game Resident Evil

This haunted house is so rez evil!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

the evil monkey in my closet

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003

evilbadz

I. Back-country Louisana trash
II. Gumbo-slurping corn-husking assmask
III. Staggeringly unfunny

"Man, Soul Plane was pretty evilbadz."

by AmericanHeritageDictionary April 10, 2005

Axe of Evil

Common name for OvalvaSix's genitelia. Usually needs to be sharpened every once and awhile. Currently on Level 1, with the combo of "Thrust or bust". Will be able to add more combos as it levels up.

"I must sharpen my Axe of Evil"

by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005