The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022

English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

The full English

The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.

Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'

Angela Barnes's friend Amanda says she sports the full English.

by sofa232 May 29, 2021

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016

english or spanish

The meme started by a guy posting tiktoks usually in a mall. He starts the tiktok by going up to a random stranger and says “english or spanish” if the stranger says english, the guy will say “whoever moves first is gay” and if the stranger says spanish, the guy will say the same thing but in spanish.

Person 1: english or spanish
Person 2: uhm…
Person 2: english?..
Person 1: whoever moves first is gay.

by imhim0384 July 6, 2024

English 2 Pre-AP

The language version of hell

Oh man! I have to write an essay about the TPCASTT on a poem and a song for English 2 Pre-AP by tomorrow!

by Crispy_Memes April 20, 2018

Country English

Proper Grammar used in the south aka Slang

I speak that Country English in Florida

by CashmereJ December 20, 2018