Armchair english teacher 

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

Armchair english teacher by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.

1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?

An English cup of tea by Mozzer December 25, 2022

you're cousin an english muffin 

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

you're cousin an english muffin by Circ3 May 11, 2018

Bad At English 

Benjamin Imison

I am Bad At English

Bad At English by Benum June 11, 2018

Jay and Jacob in English 

Down syndrome NEEEEEEE HOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

Jay and jacob in English can be Defined as

Miss: Jay and Jacob you cannot shit on the table
Jay and Jacob: NEEEEEEE HOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

Jay and Jacob in English by IsaacStoleMyWeed November 17, 2019

full english 

the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.

makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1

full english by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003

Full English 

The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.

I woke up and gave that bitch a full english

Full English by Misc07 August 27, 2007