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Caught Eating Beans

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.
Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo
by Suicidal Youtuber #43 September 11, 2018
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Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).
Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.
by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020
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duck eating cunt

A phase used to describe someone of Again desecent that is annoying/agrevating.
Fuck you Charlie, you duck eating cunt
by Rawdogyemum July 6, 2020
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National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !
by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020
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Bottle Eating

When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle
Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright

Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021
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Platonic eating out

The act of which you eat someone out even though you are best friends
Anna: omg max is so good at platonic eating out
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hamster eating a cheeseburger

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 14, 2022
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