one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 20, 2017
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one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
by BigBoiKen69 November 18, 2019
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One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018
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"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 February 02, 2016
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ei stans

hottest people to exist ever, respect them because ei is very beautiful, pretty and elegant and smart , ei is also known to be the strongest archon , live laugh love ei.
ei stans are intelligent
by cynthiaisaneistan March 11, 2022
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Ei Stan

It's a type of person who thinks that Ei from the game Genshin Impact is the superior archon to the other 3 (Nahida, Zhongli and Venti). Those people can be easily spotted in the comment sections of various edits/comparisons between Ei and other characters. People like this are extremely annoying and braindead. They don't pay attention to the lore most of the time.
Person 1: Wow I really like Zhongli!

Person 2: ei solos tho

Person 1: ew an Ei Stan
by tzewkikagen October 01, 2022
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