Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.

Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.

by trolled! August 9, 2024

Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

Geographically Edge

The art of trying to overcome the frustration of a good connection with someone fun who lives on the other side of the plant.

Emotional thirst trap with a different time zone, may lead to weird sex dreams you can’t quite remember.

Kieran enjoys attempting to geographically edge only the coolest of women.

by Key Rin April 18, 2025

Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.

Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.

by RulerStick April 22, 2025

Edging

Standing on very small rock features with the edges of your climbing shoes. Edging usually takes place on face routes typically feels a bit desperate. It’s best to have aggressive shoes if you’re doing a lot of edging.

“Don’t fall there, you’re in decking territory”
“I know, edging skills or hospital bills”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Nuclear Edging

The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so

Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”

President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”

by Mebemax May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>(Chorus) ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh <choUrus>I<choUrus> thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge everybody lit the party will never end(choruS)<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025