Invasive Docking

When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.

Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!

by TheMackDaddy June 8, 2022

Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

Hairy docking

When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man

Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved

by The dirty gentleman August 1, 2022

Weekday Drinking

The road to depression. Most commonly found in the UK.

Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.

by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022

Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.

"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"

by EsIstRüdy September 9, 2022

Double Donking

An attempt to expire an already expired organism

"I'm already dead, hard Double Donking a corpse"

by ServantCrow February 4, 2023

Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips

Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips

by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023