Disco Winch

A snog that should be left for the dimmed lights of the disco as its a bit extreme for public viewing.
Coined by 2013 Livingston Top Shagger, Jordan Sim

Looked along the end of the bar and there was Blair disco winchin' the face aff some creature.

by GallC85 December 9, 2023

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.

Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf

by Urbocks August 12, 2019

disco winch

A kiss using tongues between yourself and a random person in a bar/club. Both under the influence on alcohol and most likely to not remember it happening.

"Mad Brenda was heavy disco winchin a mad random last night"

"Aw naw, I've got flashbacks of disco winchin a mad random last night"

by Quade88 October 8, 2017

disco dick

disco dick is a german slang. It means that there are dicks in the disco.

person 1: Oh my do you see the boy!!
person 2: yeah he’s a total disco dick!!

by disco123 January 28, 2022

shimmy shimmy disco

When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.

"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."

by Bobby Karlsson June 10, 2017

Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.

“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”

by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019