danger dildo

Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.

Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!

THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.

by Pleb fucker July 8, 2016

Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.

Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!

by PeenInDaMouf April 27, 2021

Dildo

Put me in a hole

Man your such a dildo

by Winkay September 10, 2021

Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019

Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS

Your mom uses a dildo
haha jk

by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020

34 dildos

Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls

Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?

by Taco12344321 January 22, 2018

auto dildo

An automatic dildo that goes in and out

I used my auto dildo today daddy!

by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017