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diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.
Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
by kenndedy October 4, 2022
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CHARLES DIAMOND

A very interesting welsh farmer that mates with sheep and then sells them on. Charles Diamond is a character that sells data and sheep babies. He enjoys playing Destiny while he puts his fingers in his bum.
by warriorsway October 15, 2019
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Yellow Diamond

The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.

epic neck lady ig
person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond

person B: yeah lol
by yelodiamnd July 8, 2021
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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Jack of Diamonds

A gay or bi male of any race who has an exclusive or overwhelming sexual preference for Asian Men. Usually those who like being sexually dominated through raceplay.
"I've heard you had a thing for Asian dudes"

"Yeah I'm such a Jack of Diamonds, they're so hot"
by youngthirsty11 June 29, 2024
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lucky diamond

A bad ass, life taking, music making sex machine devoted to BEER and the pursuit of metal .
"I'm having such an awesome day, must be the Lucky Diamond in me"
by Madirishguy July 11, 2014
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Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
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