Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
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Get the Sailor-davemug. This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act
You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.
Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021
Get the Baby Davesmug. To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
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I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?
by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021
Get the hailey and davemug.