countdown girl

A person that every time you see them their Hotness level drops, beer or any other such judgment imparting drink or substances not involved

Dude, she is a countdown girl, yesterday she was a 10 and today shes a 9, who knows how far she will fall.

by CisforCookie January 3, 2008

Counterfeiters

Men who fit kitchen counters

"hey look at me im a counterfeiters bitch!"

by Liana not a chav April 1, 2008

count gralen

a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bloody period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood...thus resembling a vampire with no dignity

he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding slut's room. i bet he loved it.

by Blue Lines May 11, 2008

counter attack

when sitting a cirle using a bong pipe etc. and someone stops paying attention, causing the rotation to reverse back

i was next but you started talking to me and i got counter attacked.

by cubbington January 25, 2010

counter-wise

Contrary to many beliefs, counter-wise is the action of contrary.

Marshall: Guys I'm only jacking off in front of my pc.
Dick: Counter-wise, nobody gives two shits.

by Squirtzing July 17, 2010

Count Sacula

The vampire ball sack. A direct result of Dracula being a homosexual.

Dude did you see Count Sacula at the Jackpot today?

by Deld321 October 26, 2011

Chunt

The combination of the words cholo and cunt to make chunt, which is a latino women's vagina, specifically a cholo's vagina

"Man berg you such a chunt, shut up chunt go back to mexico cholo."

"Man yo chunt smells like tacos and pica de gallo man shit."

"Aw fuh naw chunt."

"Maid you sposed to clean not be such a chunt, cholo cunt chunt."

by Erik Berg December 23, 2008