A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
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by Jonno69420 February 26, 2022
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My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.
by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023
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"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."
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