Cooper Offman

Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.

Cooper! Stop taking pictures of me!

I got some weird looks from Cooper Offman yesterday.

by Not_Cooper17 November 30, 2021

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jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper June 12, 2011

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cooper sip

when someone takes a big sip of someone else’s drink, often planting their mouth across the entire lid

she took a cooper sip of my drink

by pinky ponky July 09, 2021

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Cooperate

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

by SumptuousAbalone April 07, 2024

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