confromptuitous

Where you have sex upside down on a treadmill.

Charm: WOW! that confromptuitous sex was amazing.
Woman: Yes, we totally just rejected gravity

by wtfisconfromptuitous January 16, 2022

Controlling bitch

someone who feels like they need to be in control of someone or something. A person who wants to know what they are doing all the time and inst giving them any space.

Jay: did you see erin and her boyfriend today?

Peter: Yeah she was such a controlling bitch.

by Scoli girl January 28, 2022

conprop

Conprop is a portmanteau between the words "conservative" and "propaganda." Much like its name, it describes misinformation favoring right-wing views.

Generic conservative grifter runs a network of bots to promote the conprop on their podcast.

by ThaCoiner January 30, 2022

conoroo

The single greatest person to exist in the United States of America. He is an absolutely incredible human and everyone wants to be his friend.

Wow hes such a conoroo

by roothefirst January 31, 2022

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar

I break controller.

by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022

ConCrowRat

Norwegian girl who tricks some into buying you drinks to get laid, but only playes them

The Concrowrat got 5 drinks at the city, without giving away her number

by TeddyBoy97 March 16, 2022