Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Hiding in the comments

When you are seeing TikTok and scary things pop out. You’re too scared but want to know what people talked about it then the comments will cover the clip partially.

@_slmp：who is hiding in the comments.. I have snacks for you 🍩🍕🍔🍟🍗🍭🍉🌭🌮

by Amber.t2le June 8, 2020

one little comment

Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.

Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.

by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020

Interrupting this commercial

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS

A person who by determination of social networks is privy to the fact you believe in GOD AND JESUS CHRIST they themselves are atheistic and make an off color spite based comment.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER formerly THE TOP EXECUTIVE in BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY says" "social status does not exist " in a YOU TUBE based video interview.

As knowing the fact this individual is suffering from gross indigency , a person leaving a restaurant who is well taken care of makes the most predictable PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESD COMMENT , " PRAY " and that individual being ANAL ALAN answer , " PRAY only exists , if you you self are generous as did it matter a PREY MENACE saved your LIFE in a natural disaster or would you have rather died knowing that fact they were that themselves that kind of low LIFE humanity.

All these ZOMBIE ASSHOLES are running around making PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS to supposed , " people who in their humble opinion are low life's I SCUM for their human transgressions.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021

I cunt comment

An individual on social media who turns on

‘No reply’ I.E their able to throw their two pence into a debate and run.

‘ Somebody online expressed to me their opinions on the geopolitical status of the Philippines yesterday ’

‘0 interesting what did you reply back?’

‘ I cunt comment, they were cyber cowards’

by I cunt comment May 18, 2022

The Chode Codemen

The chode codemen are an activist group of outrageously gay dudes who love call of duty and big obnoxious trucks. It is a society filled with love and respect for every race & nationality 🤞
TCC loves interacting with big black veiny cocks and annual yearly orgies.
Chevrolet Cruzes’ are the best car known to man and a member known as “milk man” has the largest man duke on this disgusting earth.

“I know what TCC stands for; it stands for The Chode Codemen, so don’t draw that on the windows. My lame ahh son told me what it stood for.”

by SquattedPooPooBox November 25, 2022