Viewbank College

The dodgiest school in Melbourne, all the girls are sluts and boys are dicks

No name: I go to Viewbank College

No name 2: Dude, that’s the worst school ever

by Someone0607080&194 February 26, 2019

Moravian College

Mumps

I heard a bunch of people had that “Moravian College” disease

by Short Guiedo September 27, 2019

Stonehill College

You'll be lucky if you're able to find a party on the weekend. Nonetheless, one with more girls than boys, even though Stonehill has 20% more girls than guys. 80% of the girls stay in on the weekends and play bingo or draw, and the ones that do go out don't like having a good time. RA's love walking into the middle of parties and breaking them up around 10-11 and if you don't leave Stonehill PD steps in. Academics have gone downhill, Professors are becoming less and less qualified. Save your $65k a year and head somewhere else.

Want to visit me at Stonehill College tonight?
Nah man I'd rather stay home and cook with my mom.

by whydididothistomyself November 9, 2020

milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

by milkcollegealumn August 10, 2017

college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.

I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)

by Paul S.W. November 3, 2006

Becker college

Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)

"You go to Becker College?"
"Yeah. It's frustrating sometimes but the place is cool."

by Sammibee April 4, 2019

Electoral College

A group of people, where most Americans think it is a school, actually decide the next president of the US.

Donald trump won the 2016 election by having more votes in the electoral college, despite having less popular votes than Hillary Clinton.

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020