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Becker college

Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)
"You go to Becker College?"
"Yeah. It's frustrating sometimes but the place is cool."
by Sammibee April 4, 2019
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Moravian College

I heard a bunch of people had that “Moravian Collegedisease
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Stonehill College

You'll be lucky if you're able to find a party on the weekend. Nonetheless, one with more girls than boys, even though Stonehill has 20% more girls than guys. 80% of the girls stay in on the weekends and play bingo or draw, and the ones that do go out don't like having a good time. RA's love walking into the middle of parties and breaking them up around 10-11 and if you don't leave Stonehill PD steps in. Academics have gone downhill, Professors are becoming less and less qualified. Save your $65k a year and head somewhere else.
Want to visit me at Stonehill College tonight?
Nah man I'd rather stay home and cook with my mom.
by whydididothistomyself November 9, 2020
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Electoral College

A group of people, where most Americans think it is a school, actually decide the next president of the US.
Donald trump won the 2016 election by having more votes in the electoral college, despite having less popular votes than Hillary Clinton.
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College Squish

An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.
"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."
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lasell college

A small school just outside of Boston where the students are a mix of hippies, fashionistas, and jocks (and trust me when I say the jocks are fucking hot as fucking fuck). While the parties lack in numbers, marathon Monday is one darty you don’t want to miss.
Ya I go to Lasell College, last year I passed out at noon on marathon Monday.
by Peaced out Bill February 11, 2018
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Luther College

The best school in the world beause it has great teachers
I love Luther college because ryan is such an influencer!
by Danorbis Skyrden January 14, 2023
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