Clock

Clock means what's the time at that time.

The clock now is 1 o'clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019

Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

Three o’ clock

typically the time that the driver is outside waiting for you

She three o’ clocked me, ping!

by anonymous June 12, 2018

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.

Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.

by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.

“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”

“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”

by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018

Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023