zam clam

Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of my 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11

The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.

When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.

by statikpunk July 9, 2007

Clam Bake

See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.

Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....

by Mr. Jinchao September 21, 2010

panty clam

the woman's sex mollusk

she opened her legs to expose her panty clam

by t January 3, 2004

ass clam

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock

by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

clam shell

In Skateboarding... When trying any trick, ussually a flat ground trick, the skateboard gets "tangled" in ur feet with one foot on the ground and the other on the top of the board.

"Damn dude I keep getting clam shells today!"

by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007

clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007

Dirty Clam

Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)

"And then she was all;

"Fuck me! Fuck me!"

So I said;

"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"

by PhukdemHomes July 18, 2012