clusterflutterer

A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.

I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.

by sethsupreme October 21, 2011

cluster fuck

Derogatory term for a lowly or insignificant office worker who shares a work space with others.

Anyone see my good pen? I think that cluster fuck from Shipping just walked away with it.

by eatitlive January 9, 2003

clusterfuck

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)

I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.

by Thomas Tank September 20, 2007

cluster fuck

the mixture of peanut-butter and fuck

Girl : omg there's peanut butter everywhere
Boy : what a cluster fuck

by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010

Clusterfuck

The combination of things one loves.

Guy 1: Dude! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together!

Guy 2: What a clusterfuck!

by Empire Ants March 4, 2011

clusterfuck

one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.

"oh shit! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"

by erikwh August 18, 2004

clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.

Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.

by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008