anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

Mexican Chopsticking

When two Mexicans innerlock dicks and turn their into chopsticks.

Dude give me some of that Mexican chopsticking.

by Keiton V March 15, 2021

chompskie

An pinch of chewing tabaco or skoal

I am thinking about packing a little chompskie

by Yan k June 20, 2007

chapsticked

where a female takes their nipple and rubs it on someones lips in a chapstick motion

then she chapsticked me and then we had to do the do i mean come on

by Mr Davis December 27, 2007

chapsyn

a person who gets punished/prosecuted for doing something good

jesus was a chapsyn

by julioish April 20, 2009

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011