man child

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.

Tim is a man child.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 3, 2018

chil mo

one who dates really young kids same or opposite sex. short for child molester

my friend is 16 and is a chil mo for dating a 12 year old kid.

by nik08 May 4, 2006

cheltess

to fuck and extremely large person

He cheltessed last night.
Man, my dream is to cheltess!
I would do anything to cheltess!

by Chelsea and Tess December 21, 2006

chictor scale

A scale for measuring how far you've gone with a girl.

Person 1: Man I had such a hot date last night.
Person 2: What all did you do?
Person 1: Let's just say it was at least a six on the chictor scale.
Person 2: For a first date? Impressive. Wait was she concious?
Person 1: Okay okay a four then.

by Zackson January 22, 2008

Child Discipline

Child Disclipline is really

ABUSE to your child.
When used in a sentence, it is usually sarcastic.

'I taught my son some Child Discipline ,last night.'

by Sam Likes Ham January 23, 2010

child complex

Some one who acts like a child to a serious stage.
They act like a child, may even talk like one. They're attracted to child clothes and immature genres, like kids movies, toys ect.

Mother: "Sarah, you need to stop with the toys!"
Dad: " Your mothers right, this has to stop, your clothes look stupid for someone your age!"
*Sarah cries and whines*
Sarah: "BUT MUMMMY I LOVE BEING LITTLE, CAN'T YOU SEE?"
Dad: "That's it your getting therapy, your child complex it out of hand!"

by Dolly Maye January 29, 2017

Batty child

A term used to describe a shit; generally refers to larger ones.

I wouldn't go in that bathroom for a while, I've just given birth to a massive batty child!

by ChroniclesOfPunarnia May 23, 2009