Spooky Chan

A black man who is of african and asian decent or a black man who know kunfu.

Tiger Woods, and Jackie Chan Bosito Brown Spooky Chan

by Jonny Mitchelld June 27, 2010

Jerkie Chan

When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.

Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.

by J.o.e.y. March 2, 2011

Mr. Chan

The most boring-ass teacher in existance. He hands out projects that don't have anything to do with what we're learning, and if we finish too fast, he'll give us another one. He makes us watch retarded videos. He is the most retarded teacher on Earth.

Mr. Chan's classes are so boring and retarded.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

chanandler bong

alter name of chandler bing of friends, the name you would call a person who thrives off sarcastic humor

That Vi, she's one chanandler bong, i'll tell ya what.

by Caustic Fever December 13, 2003

Bri-chan

A blonde girl convinced she is Asian, and shortens her name to Bri, adding 'chan' on the end, signifying a likeness of childess cuteness

"Do you think that blonde girl is really Asian?"
"Nah, she is a total Bri-chan"

by White Beyonce December 31, 2008

Chan-Sexual

Chan sexual means if your first name is Chandler, you only like fat chicks and fireball.

I'm chan-sexual because that chick is hot as fuck and she weighs 4 hundy.

by HardDicks&Airplanes December 12, 2018

[chance]

Chance does not exist.

Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.

Missed opportunities are unexcusable.

I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.

by wnk January 4, 2009