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adirondack chair

Signal for urban swingers. Different colors have different meanings.

White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.

Purple ones mean anything goes.
I was driving through Upton the other day and I couldn’t believe Dave had white Adirondack chairs out front. I never would have thought he was so into pegging!
by pilk32 November 26, 2018
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Chairo

Chairo - Anytime one is incredibly ignorant, annoying, or has to sebby down. Usually a short person, who thinks they are good at football.
Did you see that guy make out with that cow? That's sooo Chairo.
by Sebbie Down October 24, 2008
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Lawn Chair

The lawn chair is sexual act where you stack hoes up on top of each other with different holes exposed for your pleasuring. You can go up and down back and forth to your favorite hole.
Man I lawn chaired the shit outta all these bitches last night!!!!

Tate: Yo man what'd you do last night?
Keith G: Oh you know.... just lawn chaired a bunch of bitches. What about you?
by Phil Flannigan August 15, 2018
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Wisconsin wheel chair

The Wisconsin wheel chair is when you pour a bucket of melted cheese on a person(male or female) in a wheel chair and then proceed to have sexual intercorse with them.
Mark - "I just preformed the wisconsin wheel chair last night"

Jack - "what's the wisconsin wheel chair"

Mark - "it's when your pour a bucket of melted cheese on someone in a wheelchair and have sex with them"
by ML69 November 13, 2021
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The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019
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Chairricade

noun: A barricade made up in its entirety by chairs (or other similar sitting devices)

verb: (to chairricade): the act of setting up a chairricade.
Holy crap! Zombies! Set up a chairricade NOW!

We're chairricaded in! There's no way out!
by Nannah Yelir April 14, 2009
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Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.
Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.
by Steve Chair January 8, 2012
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