chavette

Female version of a chav
typical chavette ;
failed curly hair with so much mousse it looks wet & greasy
a tracksuit
orange foundation, badly applied
shiny pouting fish lips
usually fat
a coat/waistcoat with a fluffy hood
an inabilty to speak english
"bling bling"

basically chavs & chavettes walk (well you can't really call it walking) round thinking they're "so ard", spitting on the floor and smoking and starting a fight with any random passer-by.

chavette ; orriteee bbz gt me a new adidas trckiie 2 go wv ma burberry cap init gna gt fckiin smshd outa ma hedd den stab sum rndomer cs iim ard lyk dat!11!

me ; stfu.

by ksekid August 24, 2008

Clowns Who Kill Chavs

An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.

Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!

Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!

by Jerryatrick January 29, 2010

Chavy

(Brittish Origin) Someone who thinks that they're really cool but they're really not.

Example 1: "Oh my god Bob is so chavy" "I know right? I though he was shmoom at first but I was wrong.

Example 2: When I was talking to Catherine today I never realized how chavy she was.

Example 3: Stop being chavy.

by Kings Court 2k17 July 27, 2017

chavvy

An adjective used to brand something, such as an item, object, activity, TV show, even a moral choice etc, that would stereotypically appeal to a chav
e.g: Burberry, Bling, casual sex and associated low morals, Little Britain the list goes on.

The word is pretty much always used in a negative sense by non-chavs, as to them the thing in question is undesirable.

Guy 1: These trainers are cool.
Guy 2: Nike? It's a bit chavvy isn't it?
Guy 1: Oh yeah, suppose so *puts down trainer in disgust*

by PsychoFox August 13, 2007

chavtacular

Adj. pertaining to chavs

Origins 'chav'+'(spec)tacular'

Bloody 'ell look at that 'ouse- it's chavtacular

by Marjorie Fiddle-Faddle May 3, 2004

chavification

When somebody has become a chav.

When somebody is becoming a chav.

Wow dude you bought a burberry cap!?

Yeah I'm going through Chavification.

by -Modo- June 11, 2006

chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.

chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL

by Tom Haines July 2, 2007