The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
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